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LostInZelda (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This is an unofficial and incomplete text dump and should be replaced by an official one once it becomes available. Hey, you! Listen up, and I’ll tell you how our story begins… Once upon a time there was a kingdom called Hytopia. At the heart of this fashion-obsessed land was the lovely Princess Styla. The people adored their fair princess… but the Drablands witch despised the girl’s unbearably cute fashion sense. One fateful day, a beautifully wrapped gift...") |
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Seeya later! | Seeya later! | ||
Hey! Didja know? Didja?! | |||
Ma says a Street Merchant is comin' to town! Mimi's gonna be first in line, teehee! | |||
Hey! Any idea what a Street Merchant is? Tell me, tell me! | |||
It's a broken, forgotten doll. | |||
Hmm... It kinda looks like YOU! | |||
You gently wipe away the dust. | |||
EEP! This room is occupied! OCC-U-PIED!! | |||
What is fashion's name are you doing, my misguided dahling?! That door leads to le fitting room! | |||
That haven of style is reserved for the high-class patrons who purchase my apparel. Do NOT disturb them! | |||
Now shoo, dahling! SHOO! | |||
Hm? Oh! What's this? What is THIS?! | |||
Ears fit to pierce the heavens! An impeccable side parting! | |||
And the universal symbol of heroism... magnificent sideburns! | |||
I say, my boy, you are the spitting image of a Tri Force Hero! | |||
Now then. Have you some business with the Bearded Baron? | |||
>Tri Force Heroes? >About this town... >About Madame... >Never mind. | |||
Hm? I see, I see. It's only natural to be curious about the legend of the Tri Force heroes, my boy. | |||
Their tales have been passed down through the ages in our fair Hytopia. | |||
When the kingdom of Hytopia falls into despair, three courageous heroes shall ever arrive to save the day... | |||
This statue is in recognition of their struggles and triumphs, both past and future. | |||
Three heroes working together to save the day... In a way, this here statue represents love! | |||
Hm... This statue certainly looks quite a lot like you, wouldn't you say? | |||
The princess of our kingdom, Styla, used to be the fairest, most stylish creature in all the land. | |||
But the witch of the Drablands cursed her, and now she's... Oh, it's simply unspeakable! | |||
Ever since, all of Hytopia lives in fear of the curse. They're all resisting their fashion urges. It's not healthy, I say! | |||
I, for one, cannot live that way! That's why I've cut my stylishness in half. It's the most I can do. | |||
Hm? What's this? What is THIS? A young lad already in search of Madame's high fashion? Good show! | |||
Madame Couture’s shop is over there, my boy. | |||
Madame Couture’s is a top-class store. Even the royal family goes there for their royal clothing needs! | |||
This outfit is the work of Madame, as well. She doesn't know I've cut it in half yet... *gulp* | |||
The curse is horrifying, so all beardly fashion is half off! I'm not cold at all. Not a bit! | |||
I have no doubt the hero will arrive once more, just like in the legends. | |||
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