I see the question “If you could have one Zelda item in real life, what would it be?” asked a lot. And I understand how enticing of a question it is. I mean, with Link’s huge array of sleek, magical, and surreal items, how could you not want at least one of them. Some people say the Hero’s Bow, the Zora’s Tunic, or the Master Sword, and most often I see the Clawshot or the Ocarina of Time as the…