The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was a fantastic game, filled with epic battles, an enormous world, and a…horribly flawed storyline. Each week we’ll be looking at one of these flaws to determine what went wrong and why, as well as to discuss ideas of how the tale could have been rewritten to fix these problems and strengthen the story as a whole. …Preferably without drastically departing from the original storyline of the game, but I make no promises.
One of the most memorable and freakiest scenes of Twilight Princess, if not of the Zelda series as a whole, comes after you’ve at last rid Hyrule in its entirety of the Twilight. Upon meeting with Lanayru, you’re treated to a tale of ancient times, when evil ran rampant in its pursuit of the sacred power of the Triforce. This story gave me chills the first time I saw it, and continued to do so even after I paused the game to go watch the scene on YouTube a couple dozen times (I was a timeline theorist! DON’T JUDGE ME).
(Editor’s note: TOO LATE)
Looking back on it, though, I do have one major complaint related to this scene. I have nothing bad to say about the Legend! Nothing at all! I thought that thing was brilliant! But…I do have a problem with the expectations that it raised and, unfortunately, never lived up to.