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Zelda Jokes

Snow Queen

Mannceaux Signature Collection
Mar 14, 2013
Grand Rapids, MI
Transwoman (she/her)
hi im peachy and this is a thread for zelda jokes i have some.

Q: What do you get with 200 Gorons in the same room?
A: An IQ of 50.

Q: What do you get when you cross Link's fairy friend with a swamp reptile?
A: A Navi-gator!

Ingo is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket in it.


The Oncoming Storm
Aug 22, 2012
Sacred Realm
How many Hylians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, lightbulbs don't exist in Hyrule.
Wow, that was really terrible.

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