Zelda Jokes

[Din'sFlame]

Come one and all to post your Zelda jokes here!

They can be funny, lame, creative, or just pun-ny. I didn't see a forum like this, so I created my own, and I do hope I put it in the right spot. It's my first thread! yay!

Anyways, I'll put my joke:

Why is Ganondorf afraid of the internet? Because there are so many links!

 

[JuicieJ]

From an old Nintendo Power magazine:

Link: I can't open this door!
Zelda: Try force. :triforce:

 

[TwilightKing]

Let's use the Command "Melody" to Command "Medly" Pun :3 (The Wind Waker)

 

[guapo2003]

What do you get when you cross Link's fairy friend with a swamp reptile?

A Navi-gator!

 

[GerudoDesert]

Would you like to put that sword into my pedestal?

 

[D-Lo G]

Zelda: Link, you need the Master Sword to kill Ganon!
Link: It's fine. I'll just use the mirror sheild to show him his face.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

What does Link say in disbelief?
Not by a Longshot.