Zelda Insults

[Hylian Knight]

Isn't that from that old T.V. show(found a few youtune vids of it I know it's before my time.

 

[WeeGee]

Hey bokoblin, your mom's a moblin and your dad's a deku nut! I just Majora's masked your sister last night and it was like the time I deku-sticked your girlfriend, f-word-er xD

 

[~Mizuki~]

I said once in school Oh my Din What the Triforce,Son of a Link You are Zelda I can just go Triforce on Ya

 

[Mr.Verto]

Rot in the Gerudo Desert you octoroking son of a gohma!

Hilarious :xd: but i probably say:

Stop stalking me you Mask salesman!
or
I dont care if you have no friends, go look for a mask!

 

[EternalNocturne]

I usually say the simple goddess things like
"Oh my Din!"
"Oh, for Nayru's sake!"
"Thank Farore!"

Lol, I thought I was the only one that did that! XD

 

[Mikau94]

I never used these, I just thought of them on the spot

You rupee stealing rat!
Are the wearing the Spooky mask or are just ugly?
You're so lame, Skull kid doesn't even want to play with you!
Trying to understand you is like reading Hylian.

 

[David]

I really like all of these insults. I will probably use them in school now. I'll try to think of some that I can add to our list!

 

[Din Akera]

You're so lame, Skull kid doesn't even want to play with you!

:O! worse/best burn ever....
I'm so remembering that one...

 

[~Mizuki~]

I got a new one

Man whats wrong with you or Ganon got to you
Oh my SKULL KID why you are so a Zora
You...GIVE BACK MY TRIFORCE
So what the....you are so Malldous and dont make me put the Lokemo Sword in YOU (I think I spell it wrong)

 

[enemytracker]

...

"HEY! If you don't like like-likes, get lost!"

 

[octorok74]

I've told someone that I would throw an enraged cucco at them. Now that I look back at that time, I think I was overly harsh.

 

[kiryadin]

lol there are some nice ones here

 

[Meego]

I often say to my sister: "Well excuuuuuse me princess!"

And if someone annoys me I sometimes go: "Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Listen! You oktocrock! (Or maybe some other word there.)

 

[penguinboy82]

I don't use them but it is an interesting concept. Here's one:
"Go away and don't come back unless you're wearing a stone mask."
For when someone is being really annoying.

 

[Beeker]

I usually say the simple goddess things like
"Oh my Din!"
"Oh, for Nayru's sake!"
"Thank Farore!"

I use these a little bit as well. And you can't forget ITNOD(In the Name of Din), which I use a lot! XD