Difficult question, have to decide between Re-dead(WW), Poe(OoT), Takuri(MM), Them(The aliens from MM) or a bokoblin.(WW)
Screw it! Id choose a floormaster from WW! I would love to see any hero's face when he comes back after i took him away or while im taking him away! Or even while i make a horrible screeching molde when he or she atacas me!