You are banned cause I'm watching a How It's Made for black pudding, which if you don't already know one common ingredient is pigs blood eeeeeewwwwwww.
And also cause the headaches that my brothers give me is worse than the worst migraines that anyone could ever possibly get.
You're banned because you wouldn't say that if you ever got a migraine. On the bright side, I am very excited. You're also banned because I may get a crap load of games for my bday PLUS my beautiful double bass drum pedal... Mmm c: