Hm....Navi. Tael's torn between his sister and his friend. Navi has no questioning as to where her loyalties lie, if I were Tael I would be feeling guilty all the time either way.
Ninjad! Giant robot.
WYR see a game where Link gets the girl and has a few kids, or a game where Ganondorf or some other villain has a kid who they're training to follow in their footsteps, and the kid is a boss you have to fight?
Mickey D's. They have those super-nummy Mcgriddle things with bacon and cheese... nom nom nom.
Would you rather have to go through a series of elaborate, difficult, and potentially lethal tests in a controlled environment over the course of a decade to no final reward but help a really important experiment that could change the world, or go out and attempt to kill the most viscous serial killer that ever lived, a man/woman who'd killed more people than Genghis Khan's armies, with a bo staff?