Blue Canary
Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
"Ay Girl, do you like large organs? Because I work in a church."
You have a dirty mind.
You have a dirty mind.
Worst Pickup Lines? (Keep It Appropriate Please)
- Thread starter sn00pac
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sn00pac
Greg
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2014
- Location
- The Silent Realm
Mmmmmm girl, did it hurt? When you burst through the Earth's crust from hell. Woops, I think I screwed that up a little.
- Joined
- May 4, 2014
- Location
- California
this one was directed towards me personally
"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? and I don't mean the candy."
here are some random ones:
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
Who are you? And what is your function?
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Forget the Cowboy! Ride the Native American!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? and I don't mean the candy."
here are some random ones:
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
Who are you? And what is your function?
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Forget the Cowboy! Ride the Native American!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
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Were you raised on a farm? Because you really do know how to raise *****.
That gets me results every time.
That gets me results every time.