this one was directed towards me personally
"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? and I don't mean the candy."
here are some random ones:
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
Who are you? And what is your function?
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Forget the Cowboy! Ride the Native American!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together