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Worst Pickup Lines? (Keep It Appropriate Please)


Nov 12, 2010
Most of these are wildly inappropriate.

  1. Are you from Iraq? Cause you need to Baghdad *** up
  2. I put the STD in stud, all I need is U
  3. They call me the snowstorm, cause I'll give you a few inches and really inconvenience your evening
  4. Are you an antiquer? Cause I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years
  5. Ayy gurl, are you a beaver? Cause dam
  6. Ayy, is your father stupid? Cause you're special
  7. Damn I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you against the coffee table
  8. That dress looks good on you, but then again, so would I
  9. Do you know your ABCs? Well I'm about to give you the fourth letter

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