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Why Did the Cucco Cross the Road?

Cel-Shaded Deku

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You've heard "Why did the chicken cross the road" before right? Replace "chicken" with cucco and "To get to the other side" with something Zelda related or anything really.

Examples:
- Why did the cucco cross the road? Because Link was stabbing him, where else could he go?
- Why did the cucco cross the road? To get to the next dungeon.
- Why did the cucco cross the road? To get to the copy of Skyward Sword.
 

insanity76

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Why did the Cucco cross the road? Because the Gerudo Valley bridge was still broken.
 

Swordbomb

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Why did the cucco cross the road? To defeat ganondorf and be the new hero
 

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