What Would You Have Written on Your Tombstone?

[Night Owl]

-I'll be back
-Forgot to avoid the spike trap.
-Should've looked up.
-Am I a Stalfos yet?
-Wandered away from the group, Was the first to be eaten.

I wonder if these are any good :hmm:

 

[AlienY]

Better to burn out than to fade away

 

[Vanessa28]

- Who enters my domain?
- I called the Doctor to make an appointment and the next thing I know he has been buried here
- You think I look pale?? You look blue you brute!
- When he knocked on this coffin and I said come in he ran away screaming

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

-To bad I'm not a cat or this wouldn't have happened
-Darn! That was my last life too!
-Jon rushed his Pokemon to the Pokemon Center but they were closed!
-[insert favorite Fire Emblem death quote here]

 

[Vanessa28]

- You scared me to death
- I need to see a dentist now
- I would love to see a good movie
- When I confronted the policeman about my ticket he dropped on then floor

 

[TriforceHunter]

YOU'RE NEXT!

WARNING !! Not responsible for Corpse coming back to life!

I died hard

 

[Vanessa28]

- Luke, I'm your fa.......stop this now! You say this all the time while I am your father
- Rest in peace, we turn on the radio loud
- Shake rattle and roll...come on and shake rattle and roll

 

[Night Owl]

- Wake me in 40 years.
- Forgot to set his alarm, Forgot to wake up.
- Went to use the restroom, was never seen again.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

-"Fly into the sun! Now I'm dead!"
-Looks like I shouldn't have dropped that Power Bomb
-Hello dirt, nice to meet you

 

[donpedrox]

Time was I stood where thou dost now
And view'd the dead as thou dost me
Ere long you'll be as low as I
And others stand and gaze at thee

 

[IamDazed]

I didn't say you were stupid, I said you had bad luck when you tried to think.

 

[linkmoon89]

-I got my wings, and I didn't drink any red bull
-this wasn't on my "to do" list
-I should've had dessert!
-free worm food!!

 

[Zelda of Hyrule]

- Here lies a not very interesting person, for whom we are not going to even bother making up a cool tombstone.

 

[prince rallis]

-dead guy here

 

[Vanessa28]

-2500! Who offers more?
- No I'm not Ebenezer Scrooge! What do you mean I still owe you 5 pennies?
- It is cold and I'm freezing to death. Keep me warm!
- What do you mean I smell when I'm in your home?