At my brother's today and my five-year-old nephew was having a ball calling us all rude names. He called his sister "Poo", he called me "Wee", then he said his name was "Trump", and it was so refreshing to remember that 'trump' is a British colloquialism for 'fart'.
It's also adorable that he thinks trump (as in fart) is rude and also the funniest thing to have ever happened on this Earth