The strangest dream i've ever had? Hm. That'll be a hard one to narrow down.
A recent freakish dream I had involved me browsing ZD on my laptop, when all of a sudden the door to the room opened, and there was a faceless figure standing there. I don't know why, but I was inclined to follow it. So I did, and as soon as I walked out of the door, everything flashed, and I was in a cornfield. The field seemingly never ended. I kept walking, and every so often I would see ducks with shopping carts picking corn from the stalks, and as they did it, strange shadowy figures would reach out and grab the contents of the cart and take them away. The ducks didn't seem to notice and continued on with their work.
Eventually, I reached a clearing, and I saw the person again. I ran up to them, and they offered me a cup of tea. I drank it, oddly, and sat down as they took out a book and began to read it in a strange language. It was the complete story of my life so far and into the future. About halfway through its reading, the sky turned black, and it started to scream. Then, an octopus crawled out of the ground and grabbed the person, taking him down into a deep dark pit. I stood there and watched, then went to read the book.
The words on the page were moving, and then they crawled off of the page and ran away. I tried to chase them, and ended up tripping and hitting my head. As I lay on the ground, a strange fox like thing bent down and asked me "Do you like spaghetti sandwhiches?". I laughed, and it got upset and began to cry. The field began to shake, and when I stood up, I woke up in real life.
A recent freakish dream I had involved me browsing ZD on my laptop, when all of a sudden the door to the room opened, and there was a faceless figure standing there. I don't know why, but I was inclined to follow it. So I did, and as soon as I walked out of the door, everything flashed, and I was in a cornfield. The field seemingly never ended. I kept walking, and every so often I would see ducks with shopping carts picking corn from the stalks, and as they did it, strange shadowy figures would reach out and grab the contents of the cart and take them away. The ducks didn't seem to notice and continued on with their work.
Eventually, I reached a clearing, and I saw the person again. I ran up to them, and they offered me a cup of tea. I drank it, oddly, and sat down as they took out a book and began to read it in a strange language. It was the complete story of my life so far and into the future. About halfway through its reading, the sky turned black, and it started to scream. Then, an octopus crawled out of the ground and grabbed the person, taking him down into a deep dark pit. I stood there and watched, then went to read the book.
The words on the page were moving, and then they crawled off of the page and ran away. I tried to chase them, and ended up tripping and hitting my head. As I lay on the ground, a strange fox like thing bent down and asked me "Do you like spaghetti sandwhiches?". I laughed, and it got upset and began to cry. The field began to shake, and when I stood up, I woke up in real life.