What Happens Next?

[Dragoncat]

In this game, situations are posted, then the next poster decides what happens next and posts another. They can be about Zelda or Pokemon or whatever. As always you can abbreviate. Example:

Person A:
Groose has facebook. WHN?

Person B:
Status update: The word of the day starts with f and ends with uck and is full of excitement...FIRETRUCK! #imbored #hahafunnyfunny #gotcha

I win the lottery. WHN?

Let's start!

Ghirahim gets a pet lickitung. WHN?

 

[Blue Canary]

Later, they end up at the hospital because they tripped and their tonques tied together. I guess you could say... *Gets shot*

I die. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

You get to hang out with your favorite dead famous person, whoever that may be.

The sky turns green. WHN?

 

[43ForceGems]

The sky turning green means the oceans turned green, which means lots of algae, which means no more clean water, which means the eradication of the human race

Aliens land in Kansas. WHN?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

It's Kansas. Nothing changes.

Wolf Sage drops a nuclear bomb on New York City. WHN?

 

[43ForceGems]

Everyone thinks it's a movie, because everything catastrophic always happens to New York

Mezlo pees on New York (just the whole thing) WHN?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!

Nintendo buys the licenses to Call of Duty... WHN??

 

[43ForceGems]

The economy crashes and nobody really cares because they have no games to buy ever again

Albertsons buys Safeway Google buys America. WHN?

 

[Dimooshky]

Everyone's bank accounts MUST be connected to all their other bank accounts so all the banks in America join and form a huge superbank of death with hydraulic legs that stand 9000m tall.

Your best friend gets crushed by a 9000m high hydraulic leg. WHN?

 

[Blue Canary]

That's a trick question. I have no friends.

Dos Equis Guy plays MOTHER 3. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

"I don't always play games. But when I do, I play Mother 3..."

Disney goes bankrupt. WHN?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

The Star Wars sequels are produced with a low budget and probably turn out better than they would have otherwise.

I woke up to see a polar bear eating my shoe. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

You go back to bed because you think you're still dreaming and the polar bear eats all the food in your house and animal control has to be called.

The aliens from MM land in Skyloft. WHN?

 

[CraptainFalcon]

The Demon cat things at night eat them all.

Captain Falcon... Falcon Punches you? WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

I call the police and get him arrested for assault.

The statue of liberty blows up. WHN?