magical internet cat....
Feeling like ive missed something in james bond.
That was quite the story arc.my mom- I may be out late so your sister will make you dinner. I already told her
me, young and foolish- OK!
my sister- I'm not hungry yet so I'll make dinner later
me, unwise in the cruelties of the world- OK!
my sister- I'm gonna go make dinner
me, pure and trusting to a fault- OK!
my mom, handing me a cookie- hey you should really eat dinner
me, cheerfully oblivious- oh fishes is making dinner!
my mom- ...pretty sure she's just making dinner for herself
fishes, the very personification of lies and utter betrayal, walks out with a plate of hotdogs just for herself and proceeds to eat it next to me
This has been the tale of how I learned the true darkness of the world. Also why I had 2 hard boiled eggs and an ice cream sandwich for dinner.
(She also asked me later to fish dirty silverware out of the sink for her to wash. Like pffft, no, and also bring me my dinner bro)