Weirdest Thing In Your Closet

[Night Owl]

What qualifies as a weird thing to have in a closet? Aren't closets storage spaces for clothes and other miscellaneous junk?

I have a leaf for a table, styrofoam panel things, a couple crayon melter things, and I think there is an electric marshmallow roaster that uses a lightbulb to heat marshmallows.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Any article of clothing that isn't black or grey...

 

[Yuuago]

A sword, a child-size dinosaur costume, and a shoebox full of My Little Ponies.

 

[Salem]

Do these qualify as weird?

• A Fishing rod
• a gun
• Hulk Hogan top hat
• large plush dolls

 

[Jimmu]

The weirdest thing in my closet? There isn't a whole lot but there is a pack of condoms labelled "Travel Insurance" that a friend from school gave me for for Christmas

 

[misskitten]

I don't have a closet, I have a wardrobe and it pretty much only has clothes in it, lol

 

[Shadsie]

Well, most anything you can think of as unusual would qualify as weird.

I actually have some of the things you guys do, too. I have a sword. And a dagger. I have matboard. I took the animal skulls out of my closet because I thought they deserved shelves and walls. (I started this thread because... um... we all talk of "skeletons in the closet" - mine are REAL - because I'm...me. It's probably weirder that I have parts of skeletons *on my walls and shelves,* really). I also found an old fish-fillet knife that was my "flesh-stripping knife" for working with skulls and things I found in the woods. Dayum, I'm creepy. Don't worry, I don't have anything human in there.

The "travel insurance" made me laugh. I've never heard of a lightbulb-powered marshmallow toaster. That's pretty cool.

... I might be dying because the closet-cleanout I did apparently awakened Moldzilla and he's decided that my left lung is a city that must be destroyed. So sick right now.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Well, most anything you can think of as unusual would qualify as weird.

I actually have some of the things you guys do, too. I have a sword. And a dagger. I have matboard. I took the animal skulls out of my closet because I thought they deserved shelves and walls. (I started this thread because... um... we all talk of "skeletons in the closet" - mine are REAL - because I'm...me. It's probably weirder that I have parts of skeletons *on my walls and shelves,* really). I also found an old fish-fillet knife that was my "flesh-stripping knife" for working with skulls and things I found in the woods. Dayum, I'm creepy. Don't worry, I don't have anything human in there.

The "travel insurance" made me laugh. I've never heard of a lightbulb-powered marshmallow toaster. That's pretty cool.

... I might be dying because the closet-cleanout I did apparently awakened Moldzilla and he's decided that my left lung is a city that must be destroyed. So sick right now.

Get well soon, Shadsie. And no spiders? lolz

 

[Jiggly Jaws]

Well, I suppose weird would be in the eye of the beholder. It's basically just filled with old junk that I haven't gotten rid of. Most of it is a few years old. When I sifted through the broken airsoft guns and old papers the weirdest thing I found was a broken gamecube controller. It has something that resembles a signature on it.

 

[Fig]

I just checked my closet and I found my childhood! All my N64, SNES, GB/GBA, and GC collections are here, which is weird according to my mother so I guess that counts! Not to me though as I was only remember both great and heartbreaking memories in these games that I've know to treasure and love throughout my entire life! :love: :cooky: I can't wait to relive all of my childhood once again! ^~^

 

[Eduarda]

I just have clothing articles in my closet. No actual object. So nothing really as weird as some of you guys have o.o I have a reindeer hairband/hat thing with bells on it, a hat which has it's ear flaps reaching down long below and I used to pretend it was a wig when I was small, and I think I still have my fairy wings in there.

Halloween <3

 

[Sydney]

hallowed out eggs with faces on them

Spoiler

Beatrix II (because the other one exploded) and Fred

because gay porn is apparently too weird

 

[EeveeChan]

A handmade gum ball machine. It was a project for school in tech class

 

[Snow Queen]

I have a Wolf Sage in my closet

The wierdest thing I have in my closet would be a really high-powered shotgun. It's wierd because who expects a lady to just have a shotgun in her closet srs?

 

[A.rae]

Nothing that weird at the moment, but before I tore a hole in it there was a 4-foot tall pink inflatable dolphin in my closet.