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Wario's SuperMarket

Chevywolf30

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Apache attack helicopter
*Foxy the pirate fox was trying to buy some groceries when this all started.*

Foxy: What is this? I'll have your booty!

*He takes advantage of this to run to Wario's office.*
 

Gorozoron

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your nightmares into your heart <3
*Foxy the pirate fox was trying to buy some groceries when this all started.*

Foxy: What is this? I'll have your booty!

*He takes advantage of this to run to Wario's office.*
* Wario is shocked but backflips and sweeps foxy in the legs sending him blasting out the window in his office*

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WAAAAA

Office meeting terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Foxy, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive booty, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of gold dabloons in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who hasn't come due to some unspecified business, Wario has no clue, Butter or something? Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although Wario had plans for you to be a janitor, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be, At home being a lousy loser WAHAHA. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

HEY THIS ISN'T WARIO'S SCRIPT
 

Gorozoron

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your nightmares into your heart <3
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That was random...
What is up with ghosts now, they used to just follow you around for a bit but all you had to do was give them a good ol stinkeye
now they're vengeful furry weirdos that just chase any guy with brown hair and a accent
* Waaaaaaaaaaaaa sigh *
* Wario gets a call *
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Waluigi : WAAAA Wario I'm gonna come over to see the join-
Wario : Not the time you purple stinky dork
Waluigi : YOU LOUSY!
* Hangs up *
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Wario : LISTEN HERE YOU STINKIN MILKMEN IN THE SKIES ABOVE, I CANNOT AFFORD THIS PLACE BURNING DOWN!
 

Chevywolf30

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*Nightmare Foxy goes to try and help Foxy and also gets run over. Since he's not real, the car goes right through him, as do Foxy's parts scattered everywhere*

N.F: Well frick this.

*He jumpscares a random person and disappears*

Foxy: Gee, real helpful.

*Meanwhile*

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*Flying noise*

Kyogre: Did someone say he can't afford for a place to burn down?

*Kyogre then sends a jet of water all over the supermarket, completely flooding it.*
 

Gorozoron

The Jelly Guy
Joined
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Location
your nightmares into your heart <3
*Nightmare Foxy goes to try and help Foxy and also gets run over. Since he's not real, the car goes right through him, as do Foxy's parts scattered everywhere*

N.F: Well frick this.

*He jumpscares a random person and disappears*

Foxy: Gee, real helpful.

*Meanwhile*

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*Flying noise*

Kyogre: Did someone say he can't afford for a place to burn down?

*Kyogre then sends a jet of water all over the supermarket, completely flooding it.*
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WAAAAAARIO SUPER REVERSAL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MODIFYING GODS BURN AND SHAKE INFRONT OF ME
* Time reversed to it's previous state before that post*
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* Towards fourth wall *
Heh heh you didn't suspect that eh
 

TahDiscoBall

He does what Ninten-shouldn't.
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*Brian finally wakes up from being run over*

Brian: Haah... Haah... what the hell just happened?
 

TahDiscoBall

He does what Ninten-shouldn't.
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Wales.
Komasan : I got no clue sir
* Wario walks out of his office *
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Komasan : But Wario sir, this dog just-
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IF HE DOESN'T BUY ANYTHING KICK HIM OUT ON THE STREETS
Brian: Woah, man! Okay, okay! I'll just get some dank memes.


Brian: Yeah, that'll bide me over. Also, who's that white thing over there?
 

TahDiscoBall

He does what Ninten-shouldn't.
Joined
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Location
Wales.
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That's Komasan one of my lousy-hard working workers!
Komasan : Yes, I'm Komasan, I came to big city be-
Wario : Hey, Hey not the time to share life stories eh! Get back to work
Komasan : Ok, sir!
Brian: Dude, no offense, but you're acting like a huge jerk! Reminds me of when I had shots at Ray William Johnson's house.

*Cut to a cutaway where hilarity ensues*
 

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