"Guybrush: Can I call you ‘Bob’?"Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!” – Murray, when Guybrush shows him the Abomination of Nature - Escape from Monkey Island
“SEE souvenirs of Guybrush Threepwood’s most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirates! HEAR beautiful pirate folk music! FEEL your souls being gently ripped from your bodies by this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEVIL! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA!”– Murray
"How does Pegnose Pete smell without a nose?"
"I should've seen that coming" - Guybrush and Bait Shopkeeper