Being an agent of the Chinese government, I overhear you, a security guard, gabbing on about how you claimed that vile phial, and order you under arrest for carrying a religious artifact. As the cuffs slap on your wrist I arrogate the vial, claiming it "evidence," and watch with a smile as you are carted off to jail needlessly.
Then I look away, eyes afire with greed, laughing is boastful glory!...and drop the vial in my coat pocket.
I am now the BEARER OF IMMORTALITY!