Twilight Princess Sequel RP: The Light Invasion (Game Thread)

[DekuNut]

Suddenly time speeds up as the Benny Hill theme plays in the background

 

[Pen]

Spoiler

The castle guards start accidentally hitting each other too in the smoke and then the Darknut comes in and slips on a banana peal.

 

[Alita the Pun]

A bolt of theunder peels and hits the banana peal...

 

[DekuNut]

The thunder bollt strikes the ground near Darkell and sends him flying backwards, smacking into a decorative statue, which falls onto a nearby Darknut.

 

[Pen]

A third Darknut comes in, puts its palms to its cheeks and shouts with a surprisingly high pitched voice: "What's going ooooooooooon?!"

 

[Storm]

The token woman shows up only for Rasul to accidentally rio off her top, causing her to join the chase

 

[DekuNut]

Darkell raises his staff in the air and yells, "I HAVE THE POWER" before using it to zap the third darknut with dark energy.

 

[Storm]

The Second Rasul Comes back
" Hello everyone"
" why are you here"
"well everything got derailed and I thought I would attempt to pull that train entirely off the Tracks"
" well don't"

 

[Alita the Pun]

Dmitri thought that one Rasul was enough...

 

[Storm]

A third Rasul arrives and looks at Dmitri
"Mmm i love the Taste of Scrub. Come here. Im gonna eat ya"

 

[DekuNut]

Darkell drop kicks the two new Rasuls out the window. #DwarfPunting

 

[Storm]

Darkell falls with them, as one of the Rasul had the smart idea of Tying themselves to people

 

[Pen]

Rengo grabs Darkell's hand. Now Darkell and two Rasuls are hanging out from the castle window and Rengo is getting awfully exhausted.

 

[Storm]

Darkell threw the wrong rasul out the Window, and it was too late. Dmitri was Tied to a Stick, and over a roaring Fire

 

[DekuNut]

((Okay, can we just back this whole thing, like, 2 pages or something? It's getting a little beyond the scope of over-the-top slapstick now))