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Tower of the Gods is APERTURE SCIENCE!

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Warning: Crack theory, more for fun then to be taken seriously. Just popped into my head as I was reminded that bridges of light exist in this dungeon, and my brain went nuts with it.

Evidence:
1: Robot Armos and Gohdan (possibly a modified and corrupted GLaDOS?)
2: Laser wielding Beamos
3: Bridges of light
4: PORTALS

Admitted weaknesses:
1: Portals only appear in very specific locations and there is no gun to create them.
2: No explanation for how it crossed universes or time warped or whatever beyond Aperture does weird stuff on a regular basis and Half-Life already had some crazy interdimensional stuff happening in Black Mesa so in theory pretty much anything is possible.
3: No explanation for how it could have become involved with the whole testing Link thing unless the Goddesses hijacked it.

Drops mic
 

Jirohnagi

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So basically this is a headcanon and not a theory, you've provided no evidence for the existence of any of these, and i feel i should point out Armos and Beamos have been in zelda longer than Portal, ditto Bridges of light.
 
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sigh it's partly a joke, partly a wild speculation based on coincidence, intended to be fun instead of serious...
 

Jirohnagi

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Wrong section for that, anything posted in the theory section will get dissected and cross examined and possibly shot...... though that's not happened since the days of yore
 

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I get what you were trying to do, but even calling it a crack theory is kind of laughable honestly. That said, we don't really have a memeing section that would be better for these kinds of things, at least not that newer members are allowed to join.
Welcome by the way :)
 

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