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Blue Canary

Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Location
Right Behind You
Gender
Trash Can
*Picks up red and blue orbs, and puts them in inventory*

*Throws inventory at NP (Cy-AF2.0, empty Kragle tube, glue remover, treasure map, red and blue orbs)*

Inv: N/A
 

Blue Canary

Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Location
Right Behind You
Gender
Trash Can
*Tried to catch that sword as well, but remembers I only have one hand.*

*Replaces hand with sword*

*Throws a chicken at NP*

Inv: Goddess Sword

(Also, my hand is a sword.)
 

Blue Canary

Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Location
Right Behind You
Gender
Trash Can
(Why do you keep throwing swords? ...where do you keep getting all these swords?)

*Explodes*

S***, there goes my other hand.

*Replaces other hand with sword*

*Throws guitar at NP*

Inv: Goddess Sword

(Note: Both my hands are swords)
 

LinkIsSexy

Kissing Link is like chocolate; rich and sweet.
Joined
Jun 20, 2014
Location
Sucking Link's eartips.
Gender
Hylian
(Well, when you're married to a legendary hero like I am, you do tend to start collecting swords.)

*catches guitar and stows it away*

*Tosses hero's bow at NP*

INVENTORY: Goddess Sword and guitar.
 

Blue Canary

Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Location
Right Behind You
Gender
Trash Can
TOO MANY WEAPONS

*Slices bow in half with sword hands*

*Throws Wii Remote at NP*

Inv: Goddess Sword, (My hands are swords)

[Also, where did you get a Goddess Sword, and what happened to your chicken? Did your chicken just inexplicably turn into a sword?]
 

linkypete

I am the very model of a modern major-general
Joined
Oct 1, 2012
Location
Exactly where you would expect.
Gender
Attack Helicopter
*tries to give it a little more sonic*
*replaces sonic screwdriver with sonic wii remote*
*throws sonic screwdriver at NP*

Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic wii remote, I am pendio's pokemon.
 

linkypete

I am the very model of a modern major-general
Joined
Oct 1, 2012
Location
Exactly where you would expect.
Gender
Attack Helicopter
*Magneto catches it and hands it to me*
*disables ticking with sonic wii remote*
*throws normal hammer at NP*

Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic wii remote, I am pendio's pokemon.
 

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