Throw Something at the Next Poster!

[mαrkαsscoρ]

*throws chuggaaconroy [Agahnim's cat] at that dude*
*chuggaaconroy starts scratching him up*

 

[linkypete]

magneto deflects the cat because the cat has metal on its collar.

*Throws the cat at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

* Takes it to an animal shelter.*

* Throws King Zora at NP.*

 

[linkypete]

*King zora takes five minutes to fly towards me, so I just walk out of the way.*

*throws a pillow at NP*

Inventory: magneto, 1x throwing knife.

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Catches it.*

*Throws Goron hugs at NP.*

 

[linkypete]

*runs to kakariko village in fear*

*throws an angry cucco at NP*

Inventory: magneto, 1x throwing knife.

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Roasts and eats it.*

*Throws poisoned bacon at NP.*

 

[TatlTails]

*forces it down your throat* JK. *forces it down Magneto's throat*

*throws a four-year-old Star Wars fan at NP*

 

[Snow Queen]

*Throws fruit snacks at everybody*

 

[TatlTails]

*four-year-old eats the red ones and calls them Darth Maul snacks*

*throws giant crystal at NP. I'm Mephiles*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Dodges.*

* Throws hot sauce at NP.*

 

[TatlTails]

*pours it on my chilidogs*

*throws a university at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*gets educated on genetic mutation*

*creates a whole army of new magnetos with my newly gained knowledge*

*Throws my throwing knife at NP*

Inventory: Knowledge of genetic mutations, unlimited magnetos, fruit snacks.

 

[Sirmat]

*Starts to panic because linkypete has the unstoppable power of... fruit snacks!*

*Gets hit by throwing knife, but Steve revives me.*

*Throws a monkey at NP*

Inventory: Steve (porcupine), porcupine bed

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Sells it and for an exorbitant price.*

*Hires someone else to throw a bomb flower at NP.*