Mellow Ezlo
Spoony Bard
don't lose your wallet, it ****ing sucks
Well this has been an interesting day. There was a black bear up in a tree across the street from my house, so I got to watch them tranquilize it, carry it onto a truck, and then I got to pet it. So soft! <3
"So what did you do today?" "Oh, I pet a ****ing bear!"