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Chevywolf30

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it'll be nintendo's bee movie
Accordiing to all known laws of physics, Mario should not be able to jump
His stubby little legs should not be enough to get him off the ground
Mario, of course, jumps anyway
Because video game physics do not care about the real world
 

RamboBambiBambo

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Accordiing to all known laws of physics, Mario should not be able to jump
His stubby little legs should not be enough to get him off the ground
Mario, of course, jumps anyway
Because video game physics do not care about the real world
Mario, playing the role of Barry B. Bensen : "She's uh... a Princess"
Luigi, playing the role of Adam Flayman : "Oh no no no. That didn't happen. You didn't do that, that's a hierarchical law! You didn't break a hierarchical law?"
Mario : "Her name's-a Peach."
Luigi : "Oh oh boy."
Mario : "She's-a so nice. And she's a Toadstool!"
Luigi : "Wha! Ah no no-no-nooo, you're dating-a PRINCESS TOADSTOOL!?"
Mario : "Well, we're not dating."
Luigi : "You-a leaving world 1-1! You're talking to-a Royalty who constantly are attacked with koopahs and-a bullet bills! That is 1/8 the power of a Gold Banzai Bill!!"
Mario : "I saved her life! And she understands-a me, Mario!"
Luigi : "This is-a over!"
Mario : "Eat-a this!" *shoves cake into Luigi's mouth
Luigi : "This is not over! What was-a that?!"
Mario : "She made-a me a cake!"
 

Spiritual Mask Salesman

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does anyone else get a crazy strong urge to fire up BOTW and just roam around in Akkala once the leaves start changing irl?
I am actually planning to finish out the no death playthrough I started, but I'm scared I am going to lose my no death streak, especially when I do the Trial of the Sword. Akkala is top priorty to visit before doing anything, haha!
 

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