Ho-lee-hell Jack D is bloody expensive!
This sounds pretty concerning, are you alright hun?Bleh. I was in a state of pseudo-delirium from 10am-3pm due to lack of sleep, until I finally drifted off after hours of lying still.
Once I woke up, it was 10pm. What the **** is going on with my life? Where did I go wrong? I haven't felt the sun on my skin in so long. I crave the sweet embrace of death.