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Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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Earlier this morning, I was sitting outside and reading a book when I hear this high pitched song in the the distance and I thought to myself, "Hey, an ice cream truck is coming!"

But then I realized that today is Monday, and the ice cream truck in town only makes the rounds on Sunday afternoons. Then I realized the high pitched song was not the standard fair for it; it was a high pitched version of Silent Night, and was getting louder and closer every second, when usually you have about a three minute window to get your wallet. Suddenly, a white windowless van turned onto my street and on the side it said "Jim's Snack Truck." It zoomed by, and then all was quiet again.

I don't even.
Yeah somehow I don't think it actually sold snacks.
 

Beauts

Rock and roll will never die
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Jun 15, 2012
Location
London, United Kingdom
I really want to get my star of david tattoo covered with something else but I don't know when or how I will ever be able to afford to do that on top of everything else.
 

Dan

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Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
I really want to get my star of david tattoo covered with something else but I don't know when or how I will ever be able to afford to do that on top of everything else.
Burn it off with a hot piece of round metal, that's the free solution bottle cookie.
 
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My sister just found BN Cookies in the States somehow. What is this. I hate her. Freakin' loved those things as a kid. So good.

Realistically speaking, they're probably one of those foods you loved in childhood, but are actually really mediocre when you have them years later as an adult. but whatever.
 
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facebook keeps advertising local SQL lessons to me... blast them, tracking my cookies and mocking my bumbling incompetence at computer syntax.
 

Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
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Soul Sanctum
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Geosexual
HOW MANY SPIDERS ARE IN MY DAMN HOUSE!!!??
Those spiders coulda been men once you know... that and the news paper.

Could advice is spider repellant/mock orange those eight legged monstrosities with webby butts can't handle it, and as a last precaution burn their webs.
 

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