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Terminus

If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
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Man what's with these anons lately?

Spoilering because there's a lot. Read bottom to top.

Anon: Ok,Now Your Taking This Way To Far. You Can Post Whatever **** You Feel Like,But Not ****ing Porn. What Is Even Your Goal,Hacker? Take This Already Inactive Account Down For No Reason? Prove That You Can Hack Someone's Account For No Reason? What Is Your God Damn Goal Here Other Than Wasting Your Time Behind A Dirty Computerscreen In Your Mom's Basement? Tell Me,Do You Spent Your Freetime On 4Chan Or What? Get The Hell Out Of Here
Me: what




Anon: Ok ,So My Name Is Mohammad, Hello! I Am Very Deeply In Love With A Male Goat Named Achmed, But I Do Not Know How To Tell My Parents , And I Do Not Wish To Anger Them Or Mighty Allah, Plz Give Me Advice??
Me:
hi friend

why am i

get in trouble

for saying

there is love goat




Anon: Is it gay if I was fapping on omegle and I got matched with another fapping guy and neither of us disconnected?
Me: Why am I getting insane anons… either way it depends on what you were focusing on. If you thought about actually doing something with your conversational partner then yeah, otherwise I wouldn’t say so you were just being kinda gross.




Anon: Dear Friend I am hairy woman lover , treat them as goddess of love. For me feminism mean thick hair on woman legs and forearms. I devoted to hirsute woman and looking for true love. I am lonely as am unable to find any hairy goddess as many hairy woman are under due influence of cosmetic industry and shaving the hair. I work in IT from india. Wish our endeavours to shed loneliness in our life's will be accomplished. I am looking forward to here from you. Sincerely Sam
Me:this is the same anon as the facebook one isnt it




Anon: So happy I'm a ****ing tech wizard. I'm gonna snoop and pry so bad. Site blocks, daily reports, keyloggers, camera monitoring through th webcam, the works. I want to know if they are ****ing one of their Facebook friends.I'll seem like a wizard when I find out the kid is meeting with his girlfriend alone and I just leave a pack of condoms on his bed one day with a note that says "I know about it all"
Me: whats going on




Anon: youre cute
Me:

I think you have the wrong blogger




Anon: I was about 7 years old. I had a brand new Gameboy, with the Super Mario Brothers games. Ever since I first saw Luigi, I felt a strong connection to him. I always ignored Mario just to ogle at Luigi. I've always adored Luigi, his green hat, his mustache, his nose. I would always exclaim "Yahoo!" and various other signature Luigi phrases. Now, I have come to realize that I am Luigikin, and I identify as Luigi.
Me: I was about 7 years old. I had a brand new Gameboy, with the Super Mario Brothers games. Ever since I first saw Luigi, I felt a strong connection to him. I always ignored Mario just to ogle at Luigi. I've always adored Luigi, his green hat, his mustache, his nose. I would always exclaim "Yahoo!" and various other signature Luigi phrases. Now, I have come to realize that I am Luigikin, and I identify as Luigi.
 

Namira

Swag Master General
Joined
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Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
I keep saying I'm bisexual a lot to get used to the idea. I'm not trying to flaunt it.

I apologize if it gets annoying.
 

snakeoiltanker

Wake Up!
Joined
Nov 13, 2012
Location
Ohio
Sometimes you just have to realize that you care way too much about people who dont care about themselves. I have spent the past two weeks just trying to get a friend to the next day. Calling it success just to hear their voice on the phone the next day knowing that you helped keep that person from pulling the trigger. After two weeks of trying too pull him out of this funk, while more and more terrible things happen to him as the days go by like his dog finally dying from cancer. All of which (bar the dog) was caused by an abusive, controlling, evil little ***** that has ruined his life, and continued to make it worse than it already was for 7 long years. Not allowing him too have any friends, due to her own insecurities and guilty conscience cuz she has messed around with other dudes numerous times over the years. So he is left with no one too talk too, and has too sneak behind her back while shes at work just to maintain a friendship with me. And once he finally told her that she can kick rocks, he spent this past two weeks regretting his decision. Even after she came up with insane lies and turned his own family against him, taking a bunch of his belongings, coming to his house while hes sleeping and steals hundreds of dollars from his wallet just cuz she feels she is still entitled to his money which is the only reason she forces him to stay, and they aren't even married.

So all this time I spent telling him that he is a great dude, who is 32 and still looks as good as he did in highschool, works his ass off and makes stupid amounts of money. He has a good heart and most girls would die to have a man like him. Which he acted like he was listening and taking my advice. All the while this girl is sleeping at some other dudes house, and has already conned him out of a grand in cash and clothes. Once she got what she wanted from that dude, she rolled out and came back to my buddies house and says "hey you need to go out and move my **** back in." Like it was her place and his job to just do anything she commanded. No "hey Brad, I ****ed up. Can I come home?" She walks in demands he goes out and moves her **** back in, while she sits on her worthless ass as usual. And after two weeks of suicide watch duty, and pepping him up, telling him he deserves way better than how she has ever treated him, and preparing him for this exact situation. She comes in, tells him to go get her **** and move it back in, and the dude just says "ok"!

I mean seriously, dont get me wrong I'm glad I kept him from offing himself. I dont know what I would do if I lost him cuz he has always been there for me, he's a great friend and neighbor. But for real dude, letting me stress and worry about you, literally loosing sleep, and in fear for HIS life, he turns around and without a second thought goes right back into the same abusive relationship that caused all his problems in the first place. You might as well spit in my face and rip my heart out. Cuz the feelings I have about the outcome of the whole fiasco, is that of betrayal and a broken heart. So in the end guys, look out for number one, and really think over the amount of effort and emotions you put into others, cuz after all that time and effort you put into someone you care about, a lot of times you will be disappointing with the outcome. Sorry, I know I have been *****ing about this for 2 weeks now, but it was really weighing on me. And now its on to the next one. Like I always say, "It is what it is".
 

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