CynicalSquid
Swag Master General

I'm going to have fun with this.

People that are conceited of their own merit take pride in being unfortunate, that themselves and others may think them considerable enough to be the envy and the mark of fortune.
Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that deceives them.
Nothing is impossible; there are ways that lead to everything, and if we had sufficient will we should always have sufficient means. It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
No man deserves to be praised for his goodness, who has it not in his power to be wicked. Goodness without that power is generally nothing more than sloth, or an impotence of will.
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy they are, who already possess it.