The Zelda Joke Thread

[Lord Carlisle]

This is a thread for posting Zelda-related jokes!

I'd make one myself, but I don't want to tri and force it...

 

[Ventus]

How come Ganon is so much bigger than Link? Because Link is a dorf

 

[Spirit]

Arrrows-70 rupees
Fairy bottle- 50 rupees
Killing enemies for fun- priceless
For everything else, there's MasterSword

 

[Lord Carlisle]

How much of Clock Town was destroyed by the Moon? A MAJORA-TY.

 

[CynicalSquid]

More of a meme than a joke.

 

[Cfrock]

Skyward Sword

 

[Dragoncat]

I made a thread for this already: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f112/zelda-jokes-41102.html

Not gonna repost mine xD

 

[Lord Carlisle]

Skyward Sword

I swear, if I could dislike something...

 

[Zorth]

A Stalfos walked into a bar, he ordered a beer and a mop.

 

[Cfrock]

I swear, if I could dislike something...

It's just a joke, mate. The post I mean, not the game.

 

[Lord Carlisle]

I made a thread for this already: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f112/zelda-jokes-41102.html

Not gonna repost mine xD

Aw, sorry about that.

It's just a joke, mate. The post I mean, not the game.

Of COURSE it is. How could anybody seriously mean that?

 

[Spirit]

Not really a joke but i find it funny

"Tap me Link!"

 

[Ventus]

Not really a joke but i find it funny

"Tap me Link!"

I'd tap that fairy all day if she weren't so friggin annoying!

What do you call a tracker alligator? a NAVIgator! haha...no?

 

[Cfrock]

What does Link have in his car?

SatNavi

 

[Spirit]

What does Link have in his car?

SatNavi

Dammit! Stop beating me to it!