Lamentizer
Skeleton Of The Darkness
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2013
- Location
- USA
Hello fellow Zelda Dungeoners. A while back, I found a site where people said things about the world if something didn't exist. Most of the things said were historically inaccurate or completely random. Some were very dirty. So here is my attempt at this. Don't worry, stated nothing here is dirty. And I don't mean to offend anybody with what is said below. Remember, this is for fun.
The World Without Zelda:
1. Jesus would not have been born.
2. Hitler would try to take over the moon.
3. Adam and Eve would kill the evil devil-snake.
4. Han and Greedo fire at each other, and Han dies!
5. Vader says "No, I am your mother".
6. You wouldn't be reading this.
7. The world would implode.
8. Computers would never have been made.
9. Abraham Lincoln would have had a heart attack instead.
10. Monday would be the new Friday, Friday would be the new Wednesday, and Wednesday would be the new Monday.
11. There would be 32 days in December and 13 months in a year.
12. The earth would be the closest planet to the sun.
13. We'd all live on Tatooine or some other desert planet.
14. Penguins would invade the planet.
15. Paul Revere would say "One by land, two by sea, three by planes".
16. Japan would be the new America.
17. The Death Star never blows up.
18. Dinosaurs would have been vegetarians.
19. Dinosaurs discovered how to make fire.
20. Rossa Parks killed the bus driver.
21. The Magically Magical Magic Meter would turn into a wallet.
22. My Dachshund would become a snake.
23. Old Man would call himself Old Old Man.
24. The (stupid) show Lost would be Found.
25. Michael Meyers hangs himself.
26. Lewis and Clark never returned from their voyage.
27. Pink is the new White.
28. Bullets are no longer deadly.
29. North is not longer a direction
30. "A" is no longer a vowel.
31. Mickey's dog, Pluto, is executed.
32. Fuji is not longer a mountain.
33. Pie no longer has any flavor.
34. Barbie becomes a drunk truck driver.
35. Pizza is now triangle shaped.
The World Without Zelda:
1. Jesus would not have been born.
2. Hitler would try to take over the moon.
3. Adam and Eve would kill the evil devil-snake.
4. Han and Greedo fire at each other, and Han dies!
5. Vader says "No, I am your mother".
6. You wouldn't be reading this.
7. The world would implode.
8. Computers would never have been made.
9. Abraham Lincoln would have had a heart attack instead.
10. Monday would be the new Friday, Friday would be the new Wednesday, and Wednesday would be the new Monday.
11. There would be 32 days in December and 13 months in a year.
12. The earth would be the closest planet to the sun.
13. We'd all live on Tatooine or some other desert planet.
14. Penguins would invade the planet.
15. Paul Revere would say "One by land, two by sea, three by planes".
16. Japan would be the new America.
17. The Death Star never blows up.
18. Dinosaurs would have been vegetarians.
19. Dinosaurs discovered how to make fire.
20. Rossa Parks killed the bus driver.
21. The Magically Magical Magic Meter would turn into a wallet.
22. My Dachshund would become a snake.
23. Old Man would call himself Old Old Man.
24. The (stupid) show Lost would be Found.
25. Michael Meyers hangs himself.
26. Lewis and Clark never returned from their voyage.
27. Pink is the new White.
28. Bullets are no longer deadly.
29. North is not longer a direction
30. "A" is no longer a vowel.
31. Mickey's dog, Pluto, is executed.
32. Fuji is not longer a mountain.
33. Pie no longer has any flavor.
34. Barbie becomes a drunk truck driver.
35. Pizza is now triangle shaped.
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