^Is wrong, because I found that out a few weeks ago and I thinks it's the coolest thing about me.
< Is also part Polish and Irish
V Has played at least one Final Fantasy game.
^ Is seriously missing out
< Probably shouldn't say that the edition containing everything (all five books) is over 800 pages
V Will point out that book 5 of Harry Potter alone is longer.
^ Probably not a fan of reading in general
< If doing nothing else besides eating and bathroom breaks, can read over 300 pages in a day, easy
V Thinks something is seriously wrong with me (and yes I copied what you said on purpose)