The Oral History of Doris

[Misty]

@Brian Frost: Get yoself respondin'

There were only two things worse than being a high school student, and both of them took place in a high school. One was being a lunch lady, and the other was being a seasoned lunch lady.

On the first day of her first year as a lunch lady, Sally found herself awoken by what seemed to be some deep, internal voice of reason and direction from a nightmare of a man in a suit laughing crazily before disappearing behind an office door. Shaking off this strange dream and voice, she got dressed and went to work.

 

[Brian Frost]

After the recent meme ban at North New Downsdale South, the students and faculty alike have been incredibly politically charged. There is no revolution, yet, but I fear the students may go for the weakest links first.
Me? I am a humble janitor, and I've been working at NNDSHS for a few years now, after dropping out of the gender studies program at Downsdale community college. My name is Sal Fleck, and I have no other skills, so if I really want to keep my job, I can't go against the school administration.
That said, a meme ban? I can't get behind that! I love that sad frog, and that unicycle frog, and even the humongous guy or whatever. Although through my gender studies work, I've learned that memes are FAIRLY problematic, I can't help but chuckle at a good meme! I'm only human, and these kids; they're kids!
I fear that if I stand up for my values and go for the administration, I'll be fired, and have to get by through gigs with my System of a Down cover band "Sporax." But if I don't, the students might kill me with my own broom. Janitors aren't taught self defense, and neither are gender studies majors, so all I really know how to do is mop, complain and play the bass.