Ho Chow calls into work and say " Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach pain and leg hurts, I no come work.
The boss says "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got very nice house."