LinkIsSexy
Kissing Link is like chocolate; rich and sweet.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Thanks @Himura Kenshin!
A: Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
Thanks @Himura Kenshin!
How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Apparently not 5, cause my basement is still dark.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
I... Lost my tractor...
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What do you call a person who sells drugs on a daily basis?
A pharmacist
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Why do my cheeks hurt?
Because I have been smiling way too much today.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
You where expecting me to say "because 7 "ate" 9". Well I can tell you that number don't have feelings and therefore can not be afraid.
They are only a concept to give something a value.
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Did you know that none of these jokes are supposed to be funny?
No, I didn't, I'm laughing so hard that I just had milk come out of my nose and I haven't drank any milk recently.
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Did someone say MILK?
No.
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