onebizarrekai
gay energy
This is going to be one strange story.
Prologue
Once upon the shoutbox, Marine and SheikahWarrior were fighting again over Vaati. Until…Marine accidently made a typo and wrote Vaato instead of Vaati. One of the members (Bigelover88 I think) asked me who Vaato was. I edited the message and changed it to Vaati…but everybody said "No, you typed Vaato! You're talking about him!" And SW was like "Vaato looks like Vaati, but he's much hotter." And that's how he came up. I decided he looked like Vaati but he was blue instead…and later I decided he'd be a clone of him if he pulled up the Four Sword,(along with Vaata and Vaatu) and soon, for one of my stories that will be a parody of Minish Cap I decided to make him Vaati's brother. End of the prologue, okay?
:triforce:TO BE CONTINUED!:triforce:
True story.
IS NOW CONTINUED!! (Finally!)
Chapter One (A Dating Argument)
"Hey Vaato! You're sleeping and it's time for our date," Marine said.
"NO!!!!" Vaato screamed. "Aren't you too young to be dating!?"
"…Yes. I am."
"AUGH! No! Don't date me, date Vaati!"
"Sheikah Warrior has already married Vaati."
"Then go date Vaatu!"
"He's not hot enough. I mean, you're wearing blue and you have yellow eyes. Isn't it just epic? Yellow and blue are my favorite colors!"
"Did you design me that way on purpose?"
"Well, I decided that blue suited you and I randomly decided to give you yellow eyes. Let's go already."
"No. I never arranged this."
"I just arranged it this morning without telling you. C'mon ALREADY."
"NO! I don't have to!"
"But I said you had to!"
"You aren't in charge of me!"
"I don't care! Go date Kafei!"
"That I was planning on doing before I came up with you. But no! You're hotter! Actually no. But who cares!"
"I DO!"
"I know! Rather then a date, I'm going to invite all my favorite Zelda characters to a party!"
"……………Really…?"
"Yes really!" Marine skips out the door and picks up a phone.
Prologue
Once upon the shoutbox, Marine and SheikahWarrior were fighting again over Vaati. Until…Marine accidently made a typo and wrote Vaato instead of Vaati. One of the members (Bigelover88 I think) asked me who Vaato was. I edited the message and changed it to Vaati…but everybody said "No, you typed Vaato! You're talking about him!" And SW was like "Vaato looks like Vaati, but he's much hotter." And that's how he came up. I decided he looked like Vaati but he was blue instead…and later I decided he'd be a clone of him if he pulled up the Four Sword,(along with Vaata and Vaatu) and soon, for one of my stories that will be a parody of Minish Cap I decided to make him Vaati's brother. End of the prologue, okay?
:triforce:TO BE CONTINUED!:triforce:
True story.
IS NOW CONTINUED!! (Finally!)
Chapter One (A Dating Argument)
"Hey Vaato! You're sleeping and it's time for our date," Marine said.
"NO!!!!" Vaato screamed. "Aren't you too young to be dating!?"
"…Yes. I am."
"AUGH! No! Don't date me, date Vaati!"
"Sheikah Warrior has already married Vaati."
"Then go date Vaatu!"
"He's not hot enough. I mean, you're wearing blue and you have yellow eyes. Isn't it just epic? Yellow and blue are my favorite colors!"
"Did you design me that way on purpose?"
"Well, I decided that blue suited you and I randomly decided to give you yellow eyes. Let's go already."
"No. I never arranged this."
"I just arranged it this morning without telling you. C'mon ALREADY."
"NO! I don't have to!"
"But I said you had to!"
"You aren't in charge of me!"
"I don't care! Go date Kafei!"
"That I was planning on doing before I came up with you. But no! You're hotter! Actually no. But who cares!"
"I DO!"
"I know! Rather then a date, I'm going to invite all my favorite Zelda characters to a party!"
"……………Really…?"
"Yes really!" Marine skips out the door and picks up a phone.
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