The Excuse Thread

[Eduarda]

I won't make one. Now where does your accusation go?

I accuse you for stealing paper clips from the bank!

 

[Atheistbigred]

but they were going to throw them away anyway.
i accuse you for stealing my self esteem

 

[Dr3W21]

Get over it. (lol)


I accuse you of making my browser crash when I am trying to make a signature.

 

[jelojuice]

If I hadn't crashed your browser my pet turtle would have blown up the word! Don't ask me why. My turtle has issues....IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE US ALL!

I accuse you of stealing Scooby Doo's scooby snacks! 0

 

[Ghosi]

But I gave it to a poor family to have a nice Christmas meal!

I accuse you of punching someone in the face.

 

[Dr3W21]

But I was only celebrating the fact that I am typing this on my brand new iPod!!


I accuse you of ruining this glorious moment!!!!!!!

 

[nicktheslayer]

I only ruined it because you dont deserve it!

I accuse you of being stuuuupid.

 

[Dr3W21]

But.. but... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................................


I accuse you of existing!!

 

[Majora's Cat]

Eh, I'm guilty as charged. But I will rebel and become all I can be.

I accuse you of being sweeter than a Ferrero Rocher.

 

[jelojuice]

Its not my fault! When I was a kid I lived in a ginger bread house, bathed in honey, and slept in a cotton candy bed. The sweetness came as a side effect. (Marshmallow pillows :3)

I accuse you of harvesting orphan tears!!

 

[Dr3W21]

I don't know what you mean by "harvest"...


I accuse you of not accusing me.

 

[Zelda64]

It was only because you didn't do anything!
I accuse you of buying Justin Bieber CD's!

 

[jelojuice]

I only bought them so that I could finish my CD fort! There...now no one will ever steal my cupcakes : D.

I accuse you of feeding my platypus chili peppers!!

 

[Linknmike]

But he said he was hungry...

I accuse you of eating DR3W's iPod!

 

[Dr3W21]

Wait... how did you know I had an iPod?

I accuse you of making the R in my name capitalized when it's actually not. The W is, though. EVERYBODY gets that wrong!