The Excuse Thread

[Dr3W21]

Basically, all you do is come up with some random crime to accuse someone of, and the person under you has to find some crazy excuse to get out of it.

EXAMPLE:

Person1: "I accuse you of stealing $5,000,000 from Indiana's government."

Person2: "I only wanted it so I could give it to my elderly grandmother in-law!"

 

[Ghosi]

I start with an easy one:

I accuse you of stealing my Wii!

 

[Dr3W21]

I was only doing it because I wanted mine to have 2 hard drives!!

I accuse you of taking the name of Chuck Norris in vein!! (good luck getting out of that one!)

 

[Firice da Vinci]

I you did, but what did I?

I accuse you of hurting my puppy!

 

[Dr3W21]

I was only trying to be like Michael Vick!

I accuse you of nothing.....

 

[Ghosi]

..........................
I accuse you of having me miss the Fourth Advent!

 

[Dr3W21]

But.... I was only excited because this was my first successful thread (other than the Animated GIF one...)!!


I accuse you of making me look dumb in front of my pet Tsavo, the penguin.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Penguins are a myth.

I accuse you of causing the Trojan War!

 

[Dr3W21]

The Trojan War is a myth!!

I accuse you for spamming up my precious thread!!

 

[Atheistbigred]

but this is my first post on your precious thread
i accuse you of being human

 

[Skalla]

I'm only human on weekends. Tomorrow I'll be a full-fledged zombie, and your accusation will be void. D<

I accuse you of stealing from my aunt Sally. She's BLIND, you worthless thief!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I only did it because I wanted her for my blind people museum.

I accuse you of cutting down my money tree!

 

[Dr3W21]

But... but.......???


I accuse you of not posting here.

 

[Master Sword13]

I only didn't because I needed to EAT PUDDING!!!!

I accuse you of blowing up the triforce!!!!!

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Sorry MS13, but our triforce is in another castle.

I accuse you of making an excuse!