The Escalating Items Game

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Russia is nuclear gang-banged by the rest of Europe.

 

[GrooseIsLoose]

Europe starts to overflow with Migrants

 

[Storm]

The Migrants are imprisoned by Brexit

 

[Woyogoyo]

The Brexit is captured in a glass bottle.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

The glass bottle is sat on and crushed by fat people, I guess.

 

[Woyogoyo]

A fitness junkie appears and the fat people flee.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

The US Marine Corps's brutal training program has the fitness junkie running away.

 

[Woyogoyo]

The Marine Corps is infected by bronies, and start skipping training to watch My Little Pony.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

North Korea takes over the world and censors My Little Pony.

 

[GrooseIsLoose]

USA ignores North Korea

 

[Woyogoyo]

A new Great Depression hits the US.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

WW2 gets the US out of The Great Depression.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Hetalia happens to WW2.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Hitler takes great offense to the idea that he could be replaced as fuhrer by some anime pretty boy and orders all copies to be burned.

 

[GrooseIsLoose]

manga throws all other anime out of the market