I can't swim.
I can't swim.
I can't swim.
As much as I try not to be, I'm an incredibly shallow person. I tell myself that looks shouldn't matter (much), and yet I find myself extremely judgmental over how people look. As an example, a while ago I had an attraction to a girl. She was pretty cute, and I really liked how funny she was and she got my humor and everything was great. Until she got braces. I found I just wasn't that attracted to her anymore, but the only thing that had changed was that I didn't like the way her face looked with braces. So yeah, I'm really shallow.
I am a spoiled eleven-year-old boy who goes to a great private school, is completely healthy, has never been bullied, and has never been academically challenged because of his exceedingly expansive intellectual capabilities.
Now shut up.