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Dio

~ It's me, Dio!~
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Absolute unit
Disappointment. The greatest gift of all.

Dealt with the clown but now there is a spider. I know it is in my room but I cant find where it has gone. How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that it is in there?
 

linkypete

I am the very model of a modern major-general
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Oct 1, 2012
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Exactly where you would expect.
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Attack Helicopter
Read a Spanish-English dictionary, then a German-Spanish dictionary, then a Japanese-German dictionary, then a Russian-Japanese dictionary, then a french-Russian dictionary.

I lost my phone. How do I stay in touch with my friends?
 

Woyogoyo

The Oncoming Storm
Joined
Aug 22, 2012
Location
Sacred Realm
Cut off their fingers and put 'em on a necklace.

How should I deal with the fact that I'll eventually die and be forgotten, naught but dust in the ground?
 

Dio

~ It's me, Dio!~
Joined
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Location
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Gender
Absolute unit
Become a great conqueror who will go down in history and whilst you are at it impregnate thousands of women so your DNA will still be around in generations to come.

I'm off to the cinema soon but what should I wear?
 

Feverish

Source of stink
Joined
May 21, 2016
Location
5th layer
There are several ancient Indian rituals that instantly rid you of sickness.

My school causes my allergies to go nuts but there I don't know what I can do about it
 

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