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The Altonia Files

Magolor04726

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Jimbo: Shoot, it didn't work... Sorry, can you please kindly step into my kidnapping bag? I need to use you as a source of renewable energy.
Boy: I'm gonna pass... (He turns to Eliana) Have you seen Elijah? I can't find him.
Eliana: He's probably at a gaming store, or else buying food.
 

Magolor04726

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(Jimbo hears this and speeds off to the nearest GameStop.)
Boy: Who was that guy?
Eliana: I have no idea. (She bends over Eli and pulls two pouches off her belt.) Which of these was it...?
Boy: Was what?
Eliana: Never mind. (She opens one and grabs a pinch of a pink powder. She sprinkles it on Eli's lips, and his eyes open.)
Eli: Wha... happen...
Boy: I think she put you to sleep for a minute.
Eliana: You were being very rude to that... creepy guy.
 

AwdryFan1997

you are not immune to propaganda
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Boy: Who was that guy?
Eliana: I have no idea. (She bends over Eli and pulls two pouches off her belt.) Which of these was it...?
Boy: Was what?
Eliana: Never mind. (She opens one and grabs a pinch of a pink powder. She sprinkles it on Eli's lips, and his eyes open.)
Eli: Wha... happen...
Boy: I think she put you to sleep for a minute.
Eliana: You were being very rude to that... creepy guy.
(Jimbo overhears this from afar somehow. He zips back, carrying several copies of Madden.)
Jimbo: Creepy? What? No... I'm just... horribly misunderstood, maybe?
 

AwdryFan1997

you are not immune to propaganda
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(Jimbo is grabbed by someone with a very long, stretchy arm.)
Jimbo: Not today, Obmij.
Obmij: Ah, c'mon, what's wrong with finding alternative forms of energy?
Jimbo: The point is, you're impersonating me while doing so. Me, your brother, Jamius Bodevkha, Representative of Bitro-Sizia, the wartorn nation seeking aid from Altonia. A war which you started.
Obmij: Don't start with me. It wasn't my fault the Middle Province turned traitor.
Jimbo: Then who was it?
Obmij: That's what I'm trying to find. And I need fuel for the superweapon that will win this war. So if you could release me...
Jimbo: No. You were the Governor of Middle Bitro-Sizia. You failed to protect your nation, and made an alliance with Eastern Bitro-Sizia that now threatens to destroy us all. You are going to the Gulag.
Obmij: I hate you...
Jimbo: Those feelings are mutual.
 

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