When Sony makes crappy Zelda games with Nintendo...
When a stranger sells your child self "magic beans"...
When a couple makes out while you bomb targets from a spinning platform...
When your younger sister gets carried away by bird...
When Gohma wins...
When the symphony plays the wrong tune at E3...
When you find a hand in the toilet...
When the motion controls for "that new motion-controlled Zelda game" aren't responding during their debut demonstration...
When you get killed by a pig after beating all 51 floors in the "Savage Labyrinth"...
When you're in the middle of a tear-jerking cutscene, and then the "item get" music plays, while Link jumps for joy...
When Nabooru flirts with your 12 year old self...
When it takes you a good 15 minutes to realize that the enemy you're trying to kill regenerates itself...
When the moon actually falls...
When you can defeat Ganon, but not a chicken...
When BEN starts talking to you...
When you discover you can hookshot the Spirit Temple goddess's "chest"...
When you realize you can bottle mushrooms from the underwear at the Stockpot Inn...
When you can EASILY complete the Water Temple...
When Marin tells you to keep beating the chicken...
When the Gorons try to hug you...
When Skull Kid shakes his butt at you...