Take The Cookie!

[Myriadviper42]

I get a whole bunch of other raccoons to attack you and BRING ME THE COOKIE! Uh oh. One of them barfed it up.

 

[tecknokid900]

I throw a bomb at you and all your Racoons Die. I then go to your burned body and pic up the Cookie, I then Bury you.

I have the Cookie.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

*keels over, dead* I no have cookie...

 

[Zelway]

*revives SwiftestPhantom and takes cookie from tecknokid*

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I resurrect my raccoons and they take the cookie and run away from me. MY ZOMBIE RACCOONS HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

I use sunlight to deflect into the zombie raccoons faces,causing them to melt.

Tam :triforce: haz da cookie!

 

[Zelway]

I get clones of Aerosmith to distract you while I take the cookie. And then I control the clones, so I make them jump into a volcano and you follow them.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I trade you the cookie for a 1-up mushroom.

I take the cookie. (I almost said hill again)

 

[Myriadviper42]

I get more raccoons and I take the cooke from them, but the get mad and corner me when I'm on the toilet, and I'm surprised so I DROP THE COOKIE DOWN THE TOILET AND THE RACCOONS FLUSH IT AWAY!

 

[Zelway]

what's this, the cookie just fell into my hands.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Blendercat]

I snatch the cookie from your hand, and hop on suicune to ride off into the instant sunset.
I have the cookie.

 

[Zelway]

I take the cookie before you leave.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Justeazy]

I start a conga line behind you, and in the excitement I snatch the cookie and conga away!

 

[Myriadviper42]

......How'd Zelway get the cookie? It was in the sewage....
I put my raccoons in a cannon, launch them, and fly across and take the cookie. Great. They landed in the lake. The cokkie's wet....

 

[Pen]

I flap my wings to make the COOKIE dry, then I snatch it and travel deep, deep underground where nobody can find me!

Team Triforce has the COOKIE!