Take The Cookie!

[Storm]

Colonel sanders claims the cookie as he fries the chickens in herbs and spices

 

[MasterSwordBoy1]

I use a muffin cat on you which has a muffin machine gun and it shoots muffins at you so fast you drop the cookie. I have the cookie!

 

[Storm]

well Bryne still had the cookie, but okay

 

[geek4887]

I attack Byrne and use my epic machine gun to destroy his horde of chickens. With my incredible invisibility cloak, he never noticed when I took the cookie with me.
I HAVE THE COOKIE! In your face, Byrne!

 

[Spirit Tracks]

After that googleplex of chicken attacks, I am somehow alive. I then paint a flattened gourd and chuck it at the cookie. neither breaks, and you accidentally pick up the gourd-cookie. I take the real cookie, and you notice i painted the goud with super- glue, whick sticks your hand to the gourd, disabling you from re-claiming the cookie as its poisonous. I HAV THE COOKIE!

 

[geek4887]

For many days, I venture into the forests, to find the cure to the poison, and un-gluing myself. After that, I take a step and fall into a hole. The hole led to a dark cave, and found a great looking sword. I take the sword upon me and begin my search for the cookie.

When I got the sword, I found you then I hacked and slashed you. I never hit you, but you were scared and you dropped the cookie. I claimed it in a triumphant way!
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[pizzavato]

I put an epic song to distract you and you drop the cookie and I take it!
[video=youtube;_004W7eLxIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_004W7eLxIY[/video]

 

[Byrne]

Fools! I create a Maelstorm of death and re-claim the cookie!
I have the cookie!

 

[Ninten*]

I shot you with an rpg. I use epic music to distract you while I get away.
[video=youtube;lWDYAJ2-Y1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDYAJ2-Y1E[/video]
THE COOKIE IS MINE!

 

[Storm]

I destroy the cookie
[break]you vicious selfish bastardos stop fighting over confectionairies[/break]

 

[Spirit Tracks]

theres no more cookies so i get a poisonous cupcake.
I Have the Cupcake!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The cookie was hidden inside the cupcake this whole time.

I take the cookie.

 

[Storm]

I obliderate everything and everyone possible

 

[Spirit Tracks]

by doing so, you obliterate yourself. we all die. Nobody has the cookie D:

 

[Storm]

then there is no reason to keep this thread going, is there?