- Jul 17, 2014
End of Day Five
Tristan has been lynched.
The Piranha Plant hopped goofily down the alleyway hoping to escape his pursuers. Desperately, like a sloth realizing it was late for its dental appointment and couldn't have attended a dental appointment in the first place because they don't accept sloths as patients, the plant found itself face to face with a dead end.
"It's over, Piranha Plant, we know you killed Toon Link," the Inkling said, readying her Splat Roller, "you have nowhere left to run."
"What are you talking about? It couldn't have been me, I have an alibi—I was volunteering at the orphanage, just ask the piranha plant with the mustache who works there and he'll vouch for me," the plant said nervously.
"Hyaaaa!" said Young Link defiantly.
"That's right," Ike said, "his alternate self told him that you were the one responsible. Just look in your pot."
Piranha Plant looked down, finding a boomerang lodged in the back of his pot.
"That could have been anyone's," Piranha Plant said indignantly.
"Hya!" said Young Link defiantly.
"That's right," Ike said, "it has Toon Link's name on it."
"You don't know that it's the same one. Why, we had four 'Toon Links' in my high school physics class alone!" Piranha Plant desperately lied.
"Hyaa!" said Young Link defiantly.
"Yeah, not my best lie," the plant said.
"Any last words?" the Inkling said, raising the Splat Roller above her head.
"I'm a DLC fighter, you can't do this to me. I'm supposed to be overpowered! I'm too pretty to di—" the plants words were cut short as its body was splatted to oblivion in a colorful display that would have made Jackson Pollock proud.
"Hyaaa!" said Young Link defiantly.
"Good idea, I think we can still save everyone," Ike said as he gathered the trophies of all his fallen friends. He paused a moment and then whispered softly to the statues, "I told you I'd fight for you... my friends..."
One by one, the magic of Funnier's desperation to play mafia filled the air and restored all the statues to life. Except for the ones that aren't town, because life isn't fair sometimes.
Tristan was Piranha Plant, Mafia-Aligned Plant.
Ptooie - Once per day you may pm me to add an additional secret vote to a player of your choice. This vote will not show up until the final vote count at the end of the day and will not have a name attached to it.
Poison Breath - Once per night, you may roleblock target player. (You may not use more than one ability during the same night.)
Long-Stem Strike - Twice per game, during the night, you may use this ability in place of the standard nightkill. Your kill goes through all forms of protection and you are invincible to abilities from that player as you perform it. (You may not use more than one ability during the same night.)
Final Smash: Petey Piranha - For the remainder of the game, you may jail up to 2 other players every night.
ALL TOWN PLAYERS WIN
ALL NON-TOWN PLAYERS LOSE
The game is over, you can go home.
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Haha, this was an amazing ending. Also gg everyone