Story Time Yaay!!!

[Clash]

Then Clashed rushed in and murdered ODL and Ice Sage because they had become annoying in their bickering. Then he knifed CSD because the FTNWO is just plain rude.

 

[onidarklink2]

But Crazy Twilight reemerged, gutted Clash, and resurrected ODL.

 

[Ice Sage]

Ice Sage realized he has only 7 lives left and ends this story since it seems to be straying away in plot and getting reppetative. THE END

 

[Clash]

Then the three goddesses look down on Hyrule and see Ice Sage playing God and ending stories for no good reason, so they strike him with lightning seven times and he dies. THE END.

 

[onidarklink2]

Then, Ganondorf, who had recently aquired all the pieces of the triforce and gained ultimate power, resurrected the story.

 

[Ice Sage]

Ice Sage is ressurected by a witch doctor, denies beccoming a witch assistant, and gets the Master to destroy the three golden goddeses.

 

[onidarklink2]

But the three golden Goddesses transform into the triforce and cannot be killed.

 

[Clash]

The three godesses saw Ice Sage attempting this and chain him to a cliff where every morning an eagle will rip out his liver and every night it will grow back and he can't die while this is happening.

 

[Ice Sage]

Ice Sage touched the triforce and got the triforce of Wisdom. ... now that I have inhanced wisdom... I'm one of the few who have a character after their furasona.

EDIT: Ice Sage groans at the cliche Greek mythology reference.

 

[Clash]

So Clash took the legendary sword Riptide and scalped Ice Sage for being so ignorant of great literature.

 

[onidarklink2]

Then ODL took a Magnum and blew Clash's brains out with his superior weaponry.

 

[Ice Sage]

What's Riptide? I'm not ignorant of how great of literature the Greek mythology is.

 

[Clash]

Clash explains that Riptide is not a piece of Greek mythology but rather a cool name he made up.

 

[Ice Sage]

Ice Sage explains that he knew that Riptide wasen't greek mythology (It dosen't even sound like a name for that.) but that the liver and bird thing was.

 

[Clash]

Clash explains that he KNEW that already or else he wouldn't have understood your Greek Mythology comment.